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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  10:21:17  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Artemus: Explain wha...? Oh this? Um Apple, dear, why don't YOU explain it to our friends?

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  10:25:18  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
*blushes just a bit* This? Well it is my mother's wedding veil, umm, I was having it mended to surprise my...uh, sister!

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent

USA
5113 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  10:27:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nittanyapple

*blushes just a bit* This? Well it is my mother's wedding veil, umm, I was having it mended to surprise my...uh, sister!




Apple you really need to drop the act what's up with the paper I handed Artemus? And YES he's ARTEMUS at the moment! Artiespet says sternly.

Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up.
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  10:28:53  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
*giggles nervously* OOH! That...is...our wedding announcement?
*she looks to Artemus for help, then to her friends, looking for support of ANY kind, and finds only stern faces*

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent

USA
1798 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  10:42:18  Show Profile  Visit blacksheepbrat64's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Jim & BSB have entered room with two huge coffee pots.

BSB'Ok everybody, lets just settle down a moment.'
Jim picks Boxy up off the floor because she has fainted.
Artiespet'Apple, Artie sit down. I think you have some explaining to do.'
BSB'Lets get Boxy back to a concious state.'
Jim'Boxy wake up wake up'

BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died

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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent

USA
1798 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  10:45:36  Show Profile  Visit blacksheepbrat64's Homepage  Reply with Quote
BSB..'And NOBODY is leaving until this is straigtend out, NOBODY!'
Jim'I've never known you to be like this.'
BSB'I learned it from you, Jim, how is Boxy?'

BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died

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Artiespet
SS senior field agent

USA
5113 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  10:47:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I know so I can go take a ride can't I?

Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up.
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  10:50:14  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
*Holding tightly to Arte's hand she looks at poor Boxy* Is she all right? Can I get her something?
*Arte Squeezes her hand*

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent

USA
1798 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  10:51:54  Show Profile  Visit blacksheepbrat64's Homepage  Reply with Quote
BSB'No one is going anywhere, until we hear what Apple & Artie have to say for themselves. Is Boxy ok?'

quote:
Originally posted by Artiespet

I know so I can go take a ride can't I?


BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died

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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  10:53:25  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
"Well, when Artemus asked me to dance the other evening, my heart just burst, and, well..." *Artemus smiles at his bride encouragingly*

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  10:57:27  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
*she gulps nervously, blushing* Well we just knew it was right." She looks at Artemus. "We really are in love."

The apparently happy couple look into each others eyes and smile at each other.

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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Pidgeon
SS novice field agent

2666 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  11:01:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think I'm getting sick.

"Any scene can be more freshly and clearly seen when it is seen upside down." G.K. Chesterton
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent

USA
1798 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  11:02:41  Show Profile  Visit blacksheepbrat64's Homepage  Reply with Quote
BSB..'Don't mean to interrupt, hold that thought Apple, BSB beckons Jim & Jeremy into a huddle 'Something is in the champagne or something get all this stuff out here! Artiespet, Kitana, Pidge, Jeremy, Jim (if I've forgotten anybody put yourself here) all beverages except for this coffee has got to go.'

Everyone groans as all beverages are thrown out of the train.
'Just let Boxy sleep'

BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died

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Artiespet
SS senior field agent

USA
5113 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  11:03:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Pidgeon

I think I'm getting sick.



There has to be a better explanation for this Pidge I am not buying it...


ARTEMUS AND APPLE FESS UP! please

Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up.
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  11:04:13  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Artemus: "That's enough! From all of you!" *He is angry, and holds his bride tight*

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent

USA
1798 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  11:04:54  Show Profile  Visit blacksheepbrat64's Homepage  Reply with Quote
BSB'Pidge step outside & get some air, don't need anybody else sick, Come on everybody help me get all this stuff out of here.'

quote:
Originally posted by Pidgeon

I think I'm getting sick.


BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died

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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  11:07:43  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Artemus: "I'm sorry, but I do love Apple, and she does love me. And for now that is all you're going to hear."
* He looks around the room angrily, his eyes rest on Jim*

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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Pidgeon
SS novice field agent

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Posted - 06/08/2007 :  11:07:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm not really sick.


Well....

If they keep talking like that I might be.

Sweetypie, Pookie-face.

"Any scene can be more freshly and clearly seen when it is seen upside down." G.K. Chesterton
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent

USA
5113 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  11:08:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Artiespet pulls Artie aside--Are you sure you're doing the right thing not telling them?

Agents! Ya can't live with them. And Admin takes a rather dim view to ya blowing em up.
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  11:46:21  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
*Apple's lip trembles slightly, and her eyes tear up. Arte notices*
"Darling, go have a seat, this will be fine. Our friends will come to understand."

Apple:"I just don't want you so angry with them over this, " she whispers. The pair share a look, then Apple retreats to a corner of the settee.

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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blacksheepbrat64
SS novice field agent

USA
1798 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  12:13:22  Show Profile  Visit blacksheepbrat64's Homepage  Reply with Quote
BSB brings some breakfast food to Apple and Artie.
She rubs Apples shoulder,"Don't cry Apple, Its ok Artie, all of this has just been a shock to everyone. Here have some food and coffee, no use for this ruckus on an empty stomach.'

'Lets just all get some coffee and food in us then we'll talk, but nobody goes anywhere.'

BSB heads back to the kitchen to fix another tray of food and something for Boxy.

Jim follows BSB into the kitchen.
'What's up with the change of heart?'

'Well Apple crying, Artie upset, and besides Jim we can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. There's more to this than meets the eye.'

BSB64
"If you want to keep that peaches and cream complexion, you'd better tell us how to open that elevator!"
Jim to Triste in TN Dr. Loveless Died

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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  12:16:07  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
*Artemus is still sullen. He foregoes breakfast and instead sits down at the telegraph key and sends a telegram to Apple's father, Mac Byrne. Meanwhile, Jeremy is looking over the wedding announcement, a smile playing across his mouth.*
quote:
Originally posted by nittanyapple


The Courier
June 8

Miss Apple Byrne weds Artemus Gordon

Apple Byrne, daughter of prominent Shipping and Coal magnate MacDonald Byrne, was married to cattle rancher Artmeus Gordon late yesterday afternoon in a private ceremony.
The bride was radiant in a white china silk gown, with a train of chantilly lace and matching veil, gathered in a diamond and pearl tiara.
When the Gordons return from their honeymoon, merger proceedings will begin and the consolidated holdings of Byrne-Gordon will be one of the largest fortunes in the United States.
The couple is honeymooning at an undisclosed location.



~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  12:26:20  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Arte's message to Mr. Byrne: Sir we are married STOP On our way to Chicago from Nowhere in the morning STOP

~Apple~
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  12:29:49  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
*Apple thanks BSB, but barely touches her breakfast. She stares out the window of the train car*

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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Pidgeon
SS novice field agent

2666 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  12:38:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok, Pookie-face (she says smiling).

Out with it. What's the mission? Is this part of the note that Jeremy brought with him?

"Any scene can be more freshly and clearly seen when it is seen upside down." G.K. Chesterton
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  12:45:54  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
*Apple turns to Pidgeon. Her eyes are bursting with tears*
"What are you talking about?"
*the floodgates open and the tears are pouring down her face*
Arte rushes to her side: "It's okay darling, it's okay. We're leaving in the morning, i've told your father. Let's get you outside for some fresh air."

The pair head outside.

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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Pidgeon
SS novice field agent

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Posted - 06/08/2007 :  12:49:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Looks at Kitana and BSB64 wide-eyed.


"I can't win today! What did I say?

Would someone please tell me what's going on?

(pulls Jeremy over).

Jeremy, (she says sternly) what do you know about this?

"Any scene can be more freshly and clearly seen when it is seen upside down." G.K. Chesterton
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nittanyapple
SS senior field agent

USA
8570 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  12:52:58  Show Profile  Visit nittanyapple's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Jeremy: "Pidgeon, you have to slow down!"

~Apple~
The Apple of Artemus Gordon's eye
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Artiespet
SS senior field agent

USA
5113 Posts

Posted - 06/08/2007 :  12:55:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
BOOM BOOM BOOM! The loading dock of the depot exploded in a blast of color and light. Debris, soot and dirt rained down on the shocked and surprised citizens.

The occupants of the train ran to see what happened. They helped with the injured and helped clean up the debris. When they returned to the train Artiespet realized they had not seen Apple or Artie in some time.

Hey guys anyone seen Artie and Apple?

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Pidgeon
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Posted - 06/08/2007 :  12:58:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nittanyapple

Jeremy: "Pidgeon, you have to slow down!"




*sighs*

Jeremy, Artie and Apple suddenly elope. Apple is the weepiest bride I ever saw. And before that, you bring a mysterious note that no one wants to talk about.

You want me to slow down?

(sits down and puts her feet up).

Ok. I'm slowed down.

(Takes a watch and see attitude)

"Any scene can be more freshly and clearly seen when it is seen upside down." G.K. Chesterton
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