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niecie
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Posted - 04/23/2014 :  09:17:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The episode is right, but not the chef. (That's Fritz Feld's character?)

Niecie

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Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
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my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8373 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2014 :  09:46:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OK, how about Artie, in his disguise as the Italian waiter, to the other waiter (maitre d'?) in Avaricious Actuary?

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1224 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2014 :  09:50:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes, that's it! Artie whittles a toothpick for the boorish guy, then quits, saying he won't work in a 'hash house.'

Your turn, Cal Gal.

Niecie

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Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8373 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2014 :  10:45:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I completely forgot about the toothpick whittling. All right, I'll be back with a new quote later...

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8373 Posts

Posted - 04/23/2014 :  11:31:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 2:

How are you going to follow that?

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1224 Posts

Posted - 04/26/2014 :  14:26:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by California gal

Season 2:

How are you going to follow that?



...with a clue, perhaps?

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8373 Posts

Posted - 04/26/2014 :  15:13:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh. Thanks for the reminder. Let me think...

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8373 Posts

Posted - 04/26/2014 :  16:33:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 2:

How are you going to follow that?


Clue #1:

What a fine man
Hath your tailor made you!
- Philip Massinger, City Madam (act I, sc. 2)


James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8373 Posts

Posted - 04/27/2014 :  11:41:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 2:

How are you going to follow that?


Clue #1:

What a fine man
Hath your tailor made you!
- Philip Massinger, City Madam (act I, sc. 2)


Clue #2: The Three Stooges would love it!


James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1224 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2014 :  06:08:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I keep meaning to look for this, I really do. Time has not been on my side lately.

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8373 Posts

Posted - 04/30/2014 :  06:12:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 2:

How are you going to follow that?


Clue #1:

What a fine man
Hath your tailor made you!
- Philip Massinger, City Madam (act I, sc. 2)


Clue #2: The Three Stooges would love it!


Clue #3: Chop shop

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1224 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2014 :  07:26:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I finally remembered to look for this last night!

Jim to Emma Valentine, TNOT Vicious Valentine.

Niecie

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Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8373 Posts

Posted - 05/02/2014 :  07:58:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes! You got it! Your serve, Niecie.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1224 Posts

Posted - 05/04/2014 :  12:52:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok! Here's a new quote:

Season 4
Oh, a niece!

Niecie

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Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
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my very own Uncle Artie...
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Cindylover1969
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/04/2014 :  22:55:07  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
YES! Finally, one I know... Artie in response to Toian Matchinga's character at the end of "The Night of the Spanish Curse" when they're safely out of range of the volcano.

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1224 Posts

Posted - 05/05/2014 :  08:19:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yep, that's it! That line has special meaning to me, since I've always liked to consider Artie my uncle.

Your turn!

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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Cindylover1969
SS novice field agent

United Kingdom
1267 Posts

Posted - 05/10/2014 :  00:02:42  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Sorry for the delay - here's an easy one from season one:

"Forget it."

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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Dieter Epping
SS senior field agent

USA
6497 Posts

Posted - 05/11/2014 :  09:19:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Methinks that was Jim to Artie at the end of Bars of Hell.
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Cindylover1969
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 05/11/2014 :  19:18:43  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Told you that was an easy one! You're up, Mr. E...

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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Dieter Epping
SS senior field agent

USA
6497 Posts

Posted - 05/12/2014 :  21:19:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok I knew that had to be it right away. I'll think and come up with one tomorrow.
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Dieter Epping
SS senior field agent

USA
6497 Posts

Posted - 05/13/2014 :  21:21:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Try this: "I did." Season 1.
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1224 Posts

Posted - 05/15/2014 :  08:25:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wait! Is that Artie in the tag of... argh, the one with the tiger and counterfeiting, Artie disguised as a clown... Sudden Death! The tiger woman asks Artie why he didn't think of using one of her hairpins to pick the lock on the cage she and he were stuck in two hours ago, and he replies cheerfully, 'I did!'

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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Dieter Epping
SS senior field agent

USA
6497 Posts

Posted - 05/15/2014 :  21:06:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I knew that would get recognized quick. Just like the one I got. Good job Niecie.....You're up.
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1224 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2014 :  07:09:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The whole time I could hear the line in Artie's voice, but it took me a while to remember the context. Fun quote, Dieter!

Ok, here's a new one:

Season 3
Yeah, well, I've got permission.

Niecie

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Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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theFalcon
SS novice field agent

USA
697 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2014 :  08:04:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That sounds like something Mr. West would say after he was caught snooping around the baddies' HQ...which would be followed by Mr. West belting the inquisitive thug. But, which episode would that be and am I right about Mr. West? You don't have to answer that.

"What's death without a woman's touch?"
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8373 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2014 :  08:39:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I was thinking Mr. West also. How about in Underground Terror when he's about to enter the Sucre plantation gate?

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1224 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2014 :  08:46:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You've both pegged the speaker, and Falcon pretty much described the situation. Now for the episode!

It's not from Underground Terror.

I'm going to go ahead and throw in the only clue I have written down for this quote yet, something I happened to notice while I was watching the scene in question:

Mercedes Benz symbols on the floor!

Niecie

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Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8373 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2014 :  09:50:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Continuing to guess, because I haven't looked at any episode yet. How about Headless Woman, perhaps when Jim is entering the sheik's HQ?

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1224 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2014 :  10:00:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not Headless Woman either.

Trying to think of another clue... Jim is in an impromptu disguise. (I think I must love the word 'impromptu.')

Niecie

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Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8373 Posts

Posted - 05/16/2014 :  10:29:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hmmm...

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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