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California gal
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Posted - 09/09/2015 :  07:44:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not Inferno.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
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USA
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Posted - 09/09/2015 :  07:48:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 1:

It may lead you to reconsider your decision.

Clue #1: Orpheus in the Underworld


James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8383 Posts

Posted - 09/10/2015 :  12:26:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 1:

It may lead you to reconsider your decision.

Clue #1: Orpheus in the Underworld


Clue #2: That really fat fellow talks too much.


James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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Cindylover1969
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/10/2015 :  18:49:57  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The doctor to an upside-down Jim in "The Night of the Grand Emir"?

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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California gal
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USA
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Posted - 09/11/2015 :  05:03:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You have the right episode and the right spoken to, but the wrong speaker.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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Cindylover1969
SS novice field agent

United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/11/2015 :  10:18:48  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Is it insufferable swine T. Wiggett Jones?

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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California gal
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USA
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Posted - 09/11/2015 :  11:36:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It is the insufferable T. Wiggett Jones, one of my favorite villains of the series. Wish he hadn't been killed off!

You are up!

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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Cindylover1969
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Posted - 09/13/2015 :  07:59:16  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
From season 2:

"I'll do better than that."

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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Cindylover1969
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Posted - 09/14/2015 :  08:54:09  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Clue #1:

This episode has two Batman villains in the cast!

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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California gal
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Posted - 09/14/2015 :  10:51:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A wild wild guess:

Count Sazanov (sp?) (John Astin) in TNOT Tartar. Don't know the situation or the spoken to at this time.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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Cindylover1969
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/14/2015 :  17:25:43  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Right episode, and he is in the scene... but he's the one being spoken to.

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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California gal
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USA
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Posted - 09/15/2015 :  05:00:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Then how about Millard Boyer to the Count? Has to be when Boyer comes to the house just before the Count does him in.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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Cindylover1969
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/15/2015 :  09:41:48  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
It ain't Boyer.

Clue #2 (probably giving it away):

Cutting it short.

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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California gal
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USA
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Posted - 09/15/2015 :  12:33:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OOO-K.

Let's see. Not too many people had speaking roles.

Jim to the Count? It would have to be either when Jim first approaches the Count and ends up being a prisoner, or when Jim is tied to the pole to be used as a practice dummy for the guys with the nasty blades.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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Cindylover1969
SS novice field agent

United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/15/2015 :  18:47:29  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
It was the latter! You're up...

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
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Posted - 09/16/2015 :  04:54:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Persistence pays! I'll be back with a quote.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8383 Posts

Posted - 09/16/2015 :  07:22:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm going to leave out a name used at the end of this quote because it would probably give it away immediately. And it might be too easy anyway! You can provide the name when you make your guess.

Season 4

I find no comfort in that, ____.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8383 Posts

Posted - 09/17/2015 :  12:28:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 4

I find no comfort in that, ____.

Clue #1
If a daughter you have, she's the plague of your life,
No peace shall you know though you've buried your wife!
At twenty she mocks at the duty you taught her--
Oh, what a plague is an obstinate daughter!
—Richard Brinsley Sheridan

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8383 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2015 :  08:00:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 4

I find no comfort in that, ____.

Clue #1
If a daughter you have, she's the plague of your life,
No peace shall you know though you've buried your wife!
At twenty she mocks at the duty you taught her--
Oh, what a plague is an obstinate daughter!
—Richard Brinsley Sheridan


Clue #2:
I love a piano, I love a piano
I love to hear somebody play
Upon a piano, a grand piano
It simply carries me away
—Irving Berlin

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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Cindylover1969
SS novice field agent

United Kingdom
1269 Posts

Posted - 09/18/2015 :  23:45:05  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Is it Artie in "The Night of the Doomsday Formula"?

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8383 Posts

Posted - 09/19/2015 :  05:20:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's Artie, but not the right episode.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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Cindylover1969
SS novice field agent

United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/19/2015 :  23:21:26  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Is it Artie to the doctor in "The Night of Fire and Brimstone"?

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8383 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2015 :  05:17:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's Artie as the spoken TO, it's's Fire & Brimstone. Do you want to take another shot at the speaker?

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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Cindylover1969
SS novice field agent

United Kingdom
1269 Posts

Posted - 09/20/2015 :  18:52:08  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
His Smugness Sir Zachary of Morton?

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
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Posted - 09/21/2015 :  04:55:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nope. Anyone else want to take a shot?

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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niecie
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Posted - 09/21/2015 :  08:47:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If the name Artie is in the blank (as opposed to Gordon, Mr Gordon, or the name of any disguise he might be using), then surely the speaker is Jim?

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
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Posted - 09/21/2015 :  09:10:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And surely you are right.

It occurs when they take refuge in the shed or barn, and some shots cause the piano there to play a few notes. Artie says something like, "They're playing us out," and Jim replies with this quote.

You are up, Niecie.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1250 Posts

Posted - 09/21/2015 :  09:19:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok, let me check my notes...

Here's one:

Season 4
You got brains too.

And bonus first clue, since I'm about to head home:
If you squint hard enough, maybe you can pretend that Artie's lurking around here...

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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Cindylover1969
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 09/21/2015 :  18:32:23  Show Profile  Visit Cindylover1969's Homepage  Reply with Quote
So does that mean it's one of the Gordonless Nine (or Eight, depending on if you count "The Night of the Winged Terror" as one long episode)?

"Make them both as uncomfortable as possible." - Marquis de la Mer, "The Night of the Watery Death"
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niecie
SS novice field agent

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Posted - 09/23/2015 :  04:36:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Basically yes, that's what the first clue means.

Season 4
You got brains too.

Clue the first:
If you squint hard enough, maybe you can pretend that Artie's lurking around here...

Clue the second:
Two actors playing one role, or one actor playing two roles? (Or maybe a bit of both...)

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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