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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2018 :  09:07:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 1
Something no self-respecting _______ should be without.
(The missing word refers to the episode title; please fill in the blank as well as identifying episode, speaker, and spoken-to.)

Clue the first:
A most expensive game of checkers!

Clue the second:
Fake accents abound (one of them being Artie's) - but her accent is apparently real.

Clue the third:
The anachronism of telegraphing to and from a moving train (not invented, if my information is correct, till 1887).

Clue the fourth:
s*ck in that gut, Artemus!

Clue the fifth:
According to the baddies, it's time for sunset, but only minutes later, one of them checks his watch and announces it's 2 in the afternoon. O.o

Clue the sixth:
We've seen that desk clerk before, but then he was a bartender.

Niecie

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Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 02/15/2018 :  14:26:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 1
Something no self-respecting _______ should be without.
(The missing word refers to the episode title; please fill in the blank as well as identifying episode, speaker, and spoken-to.)

Clue the first:
A most expensive game of checkers!

Clue the second:
Fake accents abound (one of them being Artie's) - but her accent is apparently real.

Clue the third:
The anachronism of telegraphing to and from a moving train (not invented, if my information is correct, till 1887).

Clue the fourth:
s*ck in that gut, Artemus!

Clue the fifth:
According to the baddies, it's time for sunset, but only minutes later, one of them checks his watch and announces it's 2 in the afternoon. O.o

Clue the sixth:
We've seen that desk clerk before, but then he was a bartender.

Clue the seventh:
If Jim landed in your lap, would you shove him off?

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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beerbad
SS novice field agent

744 Posts

Posted - 02/17/2018 :  10:15:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes. I'd shake his hand, but that's as far as I go.

"I abhor spirits, they make a man less than human" - Dr. Loveless, The Night That Terror Stalked the Town
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2018 :  12:26:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh, very funny, beerbad! I have accordingly slightly edited Clue the seventh.

Season 1
Something no self-respecting _______ should be without.
(The missing word refers to the episode title; please fill in the blank as well as identifying episode, speaker, and spoken-to.)

Clue the first:
A most expensive game of checkers!

Clue the second:
Fake accents abound (one of them being Artie's) - but her accent is apparently real.

Clue the third:
The anachronism of telegraphing to and from a moving train (not invented, if my information is correct, till 1887).

Clue the fourth:
s*ck in that gut, Artemus!

Clue the fifth:
According to the baddies, it's time for sunset, but only minutes later, one of them checks his watch and announces it's 2 in the afternoon. O.o

Clue the sixth:
We've seen that desk clerk before, but then he was a bartender.

Clue the seventh:
If Jim landed in your lap, would any of you ladies shove him off?

Clue the eighth:
So, the scene leading up to the End of Act Two freeze frame - was that fan service or what??

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 02/18/2018 :  14:20:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 1
Something no self-respecting _______ should be without.
(The missing word refers to the episode title; please fill in the blank as well as identifying episode, speaker, and spoken-to.)

Clue the first:
A most expensive game of checkers!

Clue the second:
Fake accents abound (one of them being Artie's) - but her accent is apparently real.

Clue the third:
The anachronism of telegraphing to and from a moving train (not invented, if my information is correct, till 1887).

Clue the fourth:
s*ck in that gut, Artemus!

Clue the fifth:
According to the baddies, it's time for sunset, but only minutes later, one of them checks his watch and announces it's 2 in the afternoon. O.o

Clue the sixth:
We've seen that desk clerk before, but then he was a bartender.

Clue the seventh:
If Jim landed in your lap, would any of you ladies shove him off?

Clue the eighth:
So, the scene leading up to the End of Act Two freeze frame - was that fan service or what??

Clue the ninth:
Since when does darkness stop James West from hunting for baddies?

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2018 :  08:30:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 1
Something no self-respecting _______ should be without.
(The missing word refers to the episode title; please fill in the blank as well as identifying episode, speaker, and spoken-to.)

Clue the first:
A most expensive game of checkers!

Clue the second:
Fake accents abound (one of them being Artie's) - but her accent is apparently real.

Clue the third:
The anachronism of telegraphing to and from a moving train (not invented, if my information is correct, till 1887).

Clue the fourth:
s*ck in that gut, Artemus!

Clue the fifth:
According to the baddies, it's time for sunset, but only minutes later, one of them checks his watch and announces it's 2 in the afternoon. O.o

Clue the sixth:
We've seen that desk clerk before, but then he was a bartender.

Clue the seventh:
If Jim landed in your lap, would any of you ladies shove him off?

Clue the eighth:
So, the scene leading up to the End of Act Two freeze frame - was that fan service or what??

Clue the ninth:
Since when does darkness stop James West from hunting for baddies?

Clue the tenth:
After you - no, after you!

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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beerbad
SS novice field agent

744 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2018 :  10:01:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think I'm going to have to watch the whole season before I find it. Not a terrible task.

A lady does push Jim off her lap at the beginning of The Terror That Stalked the Town but I didn't find the quote in that episode.

"I abhor spirits, they make a man less than human" - Dr. Loveless, The Night That Terror Stalked the Town
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2018 :  10:53:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
In Terror Stalked etc? I don't remember that. But you're right; that's not the episode.

Edited to add: Oh wait, now I remember. It's in the carriage when the gas knocks Jim out, and then we see that Marie is wearing a gas mask. No, that's not what I had in mind.

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 02/22/2018 :  14:44:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 1
Something no self-respecting _______ should be without.
(The missing word refers to the episode title; please fill in the blank as well as identifying episode, speaker, and spoken-to.)

Clue the first:
A most expensive game of checkers!

Clue the second:
Fake accents abound (one of them being Artie's) - but her accent is apparently real.

Clue the third:
The anachronism of telegraphing to and from a moving train (not invented, if my information is correct, till 1887).

Clue the fourth:
s*ck in that gut, Artemus!

Clue the fifth:
According to the baddies, it's time for sunset, but only minutes later, one of them checks his watch and announces it's 2 in the afternoon. O.o

Clue the sixth:
We've seen that desk clerk before, but then he was a bartender.

Clue the seventh:
If Jim landed in your lap, would any of you ladies shove him off?

Clue the eighth:
So, the scene leading up to the End of Act Two freeze frame - was that fan service or what??

Clue the ninth:
Since when does darkness stop James West from hunting for baddies?

Clue the tenth:
After you - no, after you!

Clue the eleventh:
Hungry fish...

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8431 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2018 :  10:42:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Finally!

The missing word is Buffalo. The quote is Jim to Artie in Two-Legged Buffalo, just before they are taken out to BE the buffalos.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2018 :  13:33:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I agree, finally! And you are 100% correct. Your turn, Cal Gal.

(Any clues that need explaining?)

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8431 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2018 :  15:23:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Once I figured out the episode, everything fell into place.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8431 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2018 :  17:24:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 2:

Well, lets just say discretion.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8431 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2018 :  12:42:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 2:

Well, lets just say discretion.

Clue #1:
Never give a s*cker an even break.
W.C. Fields

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 03/01/2018 :  08:37:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
There's that asterisk again...

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8431 Posts

Posted - 03/01/2018 :  16:12:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 2:

Well, lets just say discretion.

Clue #1:
Never give a s*cker an even break.
W.C. Fields


Clue #2: Really? You have to tie up Jim West better than THAT!

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8431 Posts

Posted - 03/03/2018 :  13:19:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 2:

Well, lets just say discretion.

Clue #1:
Never give a s*cker an even break.
W.C. Fields


Clue #2: Really? You have to tie up Jim West better than THAT!

Clue #3:
Sisters sisters
There were never such devoted sisters
Never had a chaperone
No sir
I'm here to keep my eye on her
Caring sharing every little thing that we are wearing...

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8431 Posts

Posted - 03/04/2018 :  15:24:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 2:

Well, lets just say discretion.

Clue #1:
Never give a s*cker an even break.
W.C. Fields


Clue #2: Really? You have to tie up Jim West better than THAT!

Clue #3:
Sisters sisters
There were never such devoted sisters
Never had a chaperone
No sir
I'm here to keep my eye on her
Caring sharing every little thing that we are wearing...


Clue #4: The quote and clues are clues.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8431 Posts

Posted - 03/07/2018 :  13:58:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 2:

Well, lets just say discretion.

Clue #1:
Never give a s*cker an even break.
W.C. Fields


Clue #2: Really? You have to tie up Jim West better than THAT!

Clue #3:
Sisters sisters
There were never such devoted sisters
Never had a chaperone
No sir
I'm here to keep my eye on her
Caring sharing every little thing that we are wearing...


Clue #4: The quote and clues are clues.

Clue #5: Well, it's not easy being green.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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beerbad
SS novice field agent

744 Posts

Posted - 03/08/2018 :  07:17:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I had it at the sisters clue, but it takes me awhile to get back to the old library computer. Yes, it's still horse and buggy days for me.

The quote is from The Night of the Flying Pie Plate. Jim says it to Ben Victor after Victor asks if Jim is afraid of the "Pie Plate".

"I abhor spirits, they make a man less than human" - Dr. Loveless, The Night That Terror Stalked the Town
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8431 Posts

Posted - 03/08/2018 :  07:50:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yes! Your turn, beerbad! (Give your horse some extra oats! )

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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beerbad
SS novice field agent

744 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2018 :  09:45:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Alright, new quote: "A man's destiny is written in the stars". From Season 2.

Clue #1 - white milk chocloate

"I abhor spirits, they make a man less than human" - Dr. Loveless, The Night That Terror Stalked the Town
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 03/13/2018 :  12:02:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Let's see, I think that's Jim in the toy shop, just before he cuts a rope causing a large decorative star to fall on Manzeppi's minions, TNOT Feathered Fury.

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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beerbad
SS novice field agent

744 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2018 :  09:42:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You ladies are way too sharp for me. I don't know now if it's in the toy shop, but I'll take your word for it, I have it down as Jim to Count Manzeppi in Feathered Fury.

Clues I didn't get use were: #2 the man in the moon( Manzeppi descends from the ceiling on a crescent moon prop), #3 "no sorcerer should have an apprentice" and #4 Artie proposes marriage (well, he teasingly demands that mama marry him when he tastes her cooking at the end).

"I abhor spirits, they make a man less than human" - Dr. Loveless, The Night That Terror Stalked the Town
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 03/18/2018 :  11:57:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yep, the line comes shortly after Manzeppi's grand entrance on the moon, playing his violin.

Ok, so let's see what's next...

Season 4
Who are you?

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 03/18/2018 :  13:11:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 4
Who are you?

Clue the first:
This being Season 4, let me start off with a clue that gives you Artie's status for this episode:
A gift from absent Artie.

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 03/18/2018 :  17:29:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 4
Who are you?

Clue the first:
A gift from absent Artie.

Clue the second:
A broken cane... but it's not broken later.

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
Go to Top of Page

niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 03/21/2018 :  10:05:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 4
Who are you?

Clue the first:
A gift from absent Artie.

Clue the second:
A broken cane... but it's not broken later.

Clue the third:
What sort of sportsman just shoots at something he can't see clearly???

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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niecie
SS novice field agent

1357 Posts

Posted - 03/21/2018 :  13:46:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Season 4
Who are you?

Clue the first:
A gift from absent Artie.

Clue the second:
A broken cane... but it's not broken later.

Clue the third:
What sort of sportsman just shoots at something he can't see clearly???

Clue the fourth:
I thought there was only one key to that room?

Niecie

* * *

Ever since I was a little girl
I have always wished
that Artemus Gordon was
my very own Uncle Artie...
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California gal
SS senior field agent

USA
8431 Posts

Posted - 03/22/2018 :  14:25:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
TNOT Bleak Island - spoken by the lawyer (Krone?) when Jim brings Sir Nigel into the house.

James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: "Thanks Artie"! Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave, risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Artie"?
James: Thanks, Artie.
Artemus: It's a pleasure.
- TNOT Pistoleros
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